The Surreal Life - Season 4 - Eps 1: The Surreal Seven (a.k.a. It's In My Contract!)
A checker cab driven by reality TV über-fan Kathy Griffin picks up each of the housemates and drops them off at the house. Chyna runs amok, stealing, moving things, thigh-mastering and generally causing chaos. Da Brat's afraid of being in the house with has-beens. Chris tries to maintain the peace when Verne tells Chyna that her private room is his (""it's in my contract""), and the others wonder what it is they've gotten themselves into. Once the room conflict has been resolved, the cast gathers for ""Dinner on Adrianne,"" which will forever change the way the cast feels about sushi, particularly Verne, who shows a big ""perve"" can be in a small package. Later, Jane and Adrianne go skinny dipping, while Verne drinks too much and passes out. Chris, the new father to this wacky quasi-family, carries Verne to bed, only to get a bizarre ""nose-job"" from the soused dwarf.
About The Surreal Life

Title: The Surreal Life
First Air Date: 2003-01-09
Last Air Date: 2006-05-14
Status: Ended
Rating: 7.8/10 (from 8 votes)
Language: EN
Seasons: 6
Total Episodes: 58
Network: The WB VH1
Genres: Reality
Production Companies: Renegade Entertainment, Brass Ring Productions, Mindless Entertainment
Synopsis
The Surreal Life is a reality television series that sets a select group of past-their-prime celebrities and records them as they live together in Glen Campbell's former mansion in the Hollywood Hills for two weeks. The format of the show resembles that of The Real World and Road Rules, in that the cameras not only record the castmates' participation in group activities assigned to them, but also their interpersonal relationships and conflicts. The series is also likened to The Challenge in that previously known individuals from separate origins of entertainment are brought together into one cast. The show's first two seasons aired on The WB, and subsequent seasons have been shown on VH1.
Cast

Tawny Kitaen
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C.C. DeVille
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Steve Harwell
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Andrea Lowell
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Sherman Hemsley
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Alexis Arquette
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Maven Huffman
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