Something Big (1971)
"Sooner or later, Baker will find the right girl. And when he does, he'll swap her for a machine gun. And do something big."

Title: Something Big
Original Title: Something Big
Release Date: 1971-11-19
Status: Released
Rating: 5.2/10 (from 18 votes)
Language: EN
Genres: Western, Comedy
Production Companies: Stanmore Productions, Cinema Center Films, Penbar Productions
Joe Baker has a dream. He wants to do 'something big.' When he needs a Gatling gun to accomplish this, he seeks out a black marketeer. The price he wants for the gun? A woman! So Baker kidnaps a woman off of the stagecoach, only to find that she is the wife of the commandant of the local Cavalry detachment. Things get further complicated when a girl named Dover McBride shows up. She has come to force Baker to marry her and return east, as he promised to do four years earlier
Cast

Dean Martin
Joe Baker

Brian Keith
Col. Morgan

Carol White
Dover McBride

Honor Blackman
Mary Anna Morgan

Ben Johnson
Jesse Bookbinder

Albert Salmi
Jonny Cobb

Don Knight
Tommy McBride

Joyce Van Patten
Polly Standall

Denver Pyle
Junior Frisbee

Merlin Olsen
Sgt. Fitzsimmons