Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came? (1970)
"The motion picture that will melt your chocolate bar."

Title: Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?
Original Title: Suppose They Gave a War and Nobody Came?
Release Date: 1970-09-11
Status: Released
Rating: 5/10 (from 5 votes)
Language: EN
Genres: Drama, Comedy
Production Companies: Unknown
War is brewing between the soldiers at an otherwise quiet army base and the civilians of a nearby Southern town. Brian Keith is an officer who tries to keep the peace. However, peace is hard to come by with Ernest Borgnine as a stereotypical dumb hick sheriff who's quick to call in the local militia. Tony Curtis plays a skirt-chasing sergeant who can't stay out of trouble and soon lands in jail. Brian Keith borrows a tank to release his friend from jail. Things get more chaotic after that.
Cast

Brian Keith
Officer Michael M. Nace

Tony Curtis
Shannon Gambroni

Ernest Borgnine
Sheriff Harve

Ivan Dixon
Sgt. Jones

Suzanne Pleshette
Ramona

Tom Ewell
Billy Joe Davis

Bradford Dillman
Capt. Myerson

Arthur O'Connell
Mr. Kruft

John Fiedler
Maj. Purvis

Don Ameche
Col. Flanders